I'll take a seat at the bar, thank you.

I'm having a breakfast of champions.  While I read Vonnegut's "Breakfast of Champions."  A "Denver Omlette," they call it, here at Mac's.  Golden eggs, tough ham, and watery crisps of peppers and onions.  Side a browns a course.

I'm mid-chapter 21.  Kilgore's set to meet Dwayne Hoover, previously Dwayne Hoober, flipped for his race.  He's also set to meet his creator - lowercase, for it's Kurt, not God.

Funny, because kids won't even capitalize the beginning of sentences nowadays, more or less what's important to them.

Oh?  Carla snuck American cheese into my omlette.  That dog...

Butt-end-ingly, coffee washes all of it down and delivers a caffiene surge through my veins.  It's time to start my american Day.

Idiot.

This guy is truly an idiot.  Just completely dumb.


Najibullah Zazi, a 24 year old now-alleged terrorist, was arrested this week because of suspicious activity pointing to his potential dealings with terrorism.  This suspicious activity was buying massive amounts of beauty products at Denver-area stores.


C'mon guy.


Airports around the world have a rule saying that a person cannot bring any containers of liquid greater than 4 oz. on a plane.  Do you know why they have that rule?  Because massive amounts of liquid = potential for an explosive device. 

I'm assuming he knew this, so what made him think that he could get away with buying 784 bottles of Head & Shoulders?


Now I put "assuming" in italics, because I may be putting too much faith in his potential cognition.  I say this, because when asked why he was buying such a large amount of beauty supplies, he told the clerk that they were for "his many girlfriends."  Very believable, Mr. Zazi.

I commend the clerk for realizing that this dummy was more than just ridiculous.  He was a ridiculous terrorist.

So keep your eyes open people.  That guy buying the remote trigger for his Rube Goldberg-buttered-toast-in-78-steps-machine may not be who he says he is.