Monday, October 5, 2009

Idiot.

This guy is truly an idiot.  Just completely dumb.


Najibullah Zazi, a 24 year old now-alleged terrorist, was arrested this week because of suspicious activity pointing to his potential dealings with terrorism.  This suspicious activity was buying massive amounts of beauty products at Denver-area stores.


C'mon guy.


Airports around the world have a rule saying that a person cannot bring any containers of liquid greater than 4 oz. on a plane.  Do you know why they have that rule?  Because massive amounts of liquid = potential for an explosive device. 

I'm assuming he knew this, so what made him think that he could get away with buying 784 bottles of Head & Shoulders?


Now I put "assuming" in italics, because I may be putting too much faith in his potential cognition.  I say this, because when asked why he was buying such a large amount of beauty supplies, he told the clerk that they were for "his many girlfriends."  Very believable, Mr. Zazi.

I commend the clerk for realizing that this dummy was more than just ridiculous.  He was a ridiculous terrorist.

So keep your eyes open people.  That guy buying the remote trigger for his Rube Goldberg-buttered-toast-in-78-steps-machine may not be who he says he is.

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