This is a new section of my blog called "The Outdated Nextel Intercom Noise Text of the Week." I'll be posting text messages that I feel truly embody the essence of life. It's brought to you by that silly intercom deal that Nextel came out with circa 1999 that everybody had in high school. I was never cool enough to get one. I tear. Unfortunately, I got stuck with the Nokia Brick (big ups to the Snake game for almost making it up to me). Here goes:
Anonymous Person 1: "Hold on. I'll call you shortly. (that's my nice, secretary voice)."
Anonymous Person 2: "Vvvrrrrtt. (that's my penis, elongating into shaft-mode)"
You should really hear her secretary voice.
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LMAO!
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